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Mingo
 
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WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge tits who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Humphreys Building Contractors License #cbc1254107 
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Sailfish
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Grouper
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Trigger
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yeah thats pretty close to true...
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Trigger
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Way too funny
"Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn." 2006 25' Hydra Sports Vector Twin 150 Yamaha's
16" Carolina Skiff 40 hp Yamaha
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