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Sailfish
 
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We are in trouble...
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> The population of this country is 300 million.
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> 160 million are retired.
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> That leaves 140 million to do the work.
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> There are 85 million in school.
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> Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
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> Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
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> Leaving 15 million to do the work.
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> 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
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> Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
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> Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city
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> At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
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> Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
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> Now, there are 1 ,211,998 people in prisons.
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> That leaves just two people to do the work.
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> You and me.
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> And there you are,
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> Sitting on your ass,
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> At your computer, reading jokes.
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> Nice. Real nice.
 Jonathan Jones 2002 31' Pursuit 3000 Express http://www.themadgaffer.com 2005 Triton 173sport 1984 SeaRay 210 
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Snapper
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Crap.....You caught me. And I work for the Army Corps of Engineers. And your right, I'm just sitting on my but reading jokes.
-Knowledge Speaks, but Wisdom Listens-
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"Who in the hell goes tanning when there are fish to catch?" - ME
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Grouper
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Dammit I didn't think you Knew!!!!!
As Long as your having fun Fishing ,Then Catching a Fish Is Just a Bonus!!! Dwayne
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Trigger
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#1 Colts fan!!
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Mingo
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Know that just funny kinda thought it was a joke in the begining
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