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Grouper
 
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FlyLipps (3/18/2008)
It is with great regrets and shame that I am forced to face this forum. Due to the excellent detective work of DFA and sharkbait my plot to deceive the good members of PFF has been uncovered. Actually my speck was only 19 inches long and weighed less than a pound. I created my story to cover up a horrible disfiguring disorder which I have. I suffer from Toulouse Syndrome, I know you probably thought this was an intestinal/bowel disorder, but alas it is not. For those of you that do not know, it is a disease which leaves one in quite the diminutive state, much like Toulouse Letrec, the French artist after whom it was named. As you can see in the photo below I am actually only 3 FEET 1 INCH tall. And while my small stature makes life difficult, the upside is it is great when it comes to deceptive photography.  Notice the small hands and incredibly tiny feet. Perfect for creating the illusion of a much larger fish. And look at those terrible short little legs.  At first glance it may seem like a big speck head, but keep in mind my tiny hands, only three inches long from the tip of the finger to the base of the palm. Yes PFF is lucky to have such qualified fish photo analysts as DFA and sharkbait, they help keep the rest of us honest. Condemn me not, rather take pity on my terrible condition. And if you would like to make a contribution to help find a cure for Toulouse Syndrome feel free to make a donation to the Fight Toulouse Syndrome charity, please make all checks out to Flylipps and I will see that they are properly distributed. And I ever so humbly ask for your forgiveness. FlyLipps P.S. Seriously that full length photo is a bit creepy! I knew something was up with that fish. Thanks for the coming clean. Not sure about the 3' 1" claim though. You look to be at least 4' in the full length photo. Now that I've seen the evidence my expert estimate is that the fish around 15".
DFA
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Trigger
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Damn nice fish, I understand being short
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Trigger
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| Damn Greg thats some funny shiite. Please tell them the truth that you're really 9' 3" and weigh 520 lbs. I hear in Kentucky you're legally a giant. Weren't you the inspiration for Shrek? SHB
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Ruby Red Lip
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| 28.5 if he was stretching he would round up to 30 like most folks, if it got off it would have been 30 plus but 30 all day long. thanks for the post makes me want to try a fly
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Pin Fish
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Stuart H. Brown (3/20/2008)
Damn Greg thats some funny shiite. Please tell them the truth that you're really 9' 3" and weigh 520 lbs. I hear in Kentucky you're legally a giant. Weren't you the inspiration for Shrek? SHBnah i'm his nephew (who aint left kentucky yet) and we kicked him out cuz he was too little to hang with us hahaha
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Ruby Red Lip
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Alot of fishermen go their whole lives and never get close to a trout that size...Congrats. Tightlines, finfinder44 <{{{{{{>{
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